Ruth: Take a minute and laugh! Jason is so good, he's never reacted like this, that I know of, but maybe you know someone who has!? I laughed so hard all three times that I watched this!
These are hilarious too! I found them on a friends blog.
9-1-1 What is your emergency?
These were sent to me from my daddy! I've just about died from laughing so hard! These are what they call "An idiot is born every minute!"
Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich . Dispatcher : Excuse me? Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher : Was anything else taken? Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I' m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?Caller: Running from the Police.
I hope you've had a good laugh today! I know I have!
Jason and Ruth, proud parents of the seven cutest kids in the world! Keeping busy and loving every minute of it!
3 comments:
I'm pretty sure that's why Heavenly Father gave us an alternative way to breath...through our mouths. I NEVER change a poopy diaper and breathe with my nose at the same time! That was hilarious!!!
Thanks for the laugh Ruth. Loved it!
that was awesome!!
AND SUPER-SERIOUSLY FUNNY TOO!
i think that my husband has gagged a few times while changing a diaper....i just don't get it. but i can plug my nose without using my hands....he can't...jeeze! MEN!
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